Random. Warning- swear word flippantly used

A few years back I had thyroid cancer- which was operated on, the right thyroid taken out, and I have a small scar which is fine by me because I am alive. This is a preface for:

I want to slap Norah Ephron every time I see her "I Feel Bad About My Neck" book. "Fuck you", I want to say, "your neck sags, it's not trying to kill you."